that's me and my ball

momma hurt her paw the other day when she crashed into a rock while we were chasing bunnies in the dark so she said i could write in the diary today that's so cool my name is lindy but daddy sometimes calls me cheese or cheesiness do you see my ball that's my ball i love california cause there's water and bunnies and dogs and mice and neat trails and stuff and santa do you know its almost christmas that's when santa comes and brings me more balls i don't really want anything else from santa except balls and maybe a bone or two i'm not like momma who wants everything she sees in the store have you seen my ball we taught uncle leo to fart today and he stunk up the living room he's a good student we even taught him to act like he didn't do anything and give daddy a funny look

that's my other ball today must be sunday cause grandma and daddy have been home all day in their walking clothes and grandma took us for a walk and it wasn't dark outside i wish grandma could stay home with us all the time so she could throw the ball for me 42 gajillion times yesterday it rained a whole bunches and we met a cousin named higgins and he played in the puddles with us today i played basketball and tonight my favorite show america's funniest home videos is on and i love that show so much have you seen my ball i can't find my ball oh here's my ball newman tried to steal my ball the other day and i growled real mean like at him and chased him out of the room that's my ball cuda caught a mouse the other day and killed it and hid it in the garage but daddy can't find it i love going to get the mail momma gives me mail to take to daddy all the time i can't find my ball i love bacon and peanut butter i wish it were christmas today there's a new movie that we saw on tv called santa buddies and it has dogs in it like me and i really want grandma to buy me that movie where's my ball i need a jumbone daddy is frowning at the tv i think the cowboys are getting their butts handed to them daddy you should watch santa buddies and be happy that's my ball right there newman is trying to kill a bird right now grandma is mad at him cause he's lost his 9th collar this year newman likes being naked but he doesn't like uncle leo where's my ball daddy is getting up so i have to go cause i think we're going to the backyard to drink and smoke and play with my ball cuda and newman had a smack down the other day i don't think newman knows that cuda is his grandma i love my ball ok gotta go cause daddy has my ball and we're going outside to play with the ball one time daddy bought me a whole bag of balls and dumped them out on the floor and i was really confused about which ball to get first i can get two balls in my mouth at the same time ok gotta go with daddy now really i do gotta go

lindy or you can call me cheese or cheesiness or ding dong but i like lindy best