i think i know what cleeeeen means

momma gave us a shower yesterday. um, i'm pretty sure this is the same thing as a bath except that momma sprays me in the face a lot more. this sucks worse. momma, you suck worse.

i'm adding two new items on my wish list for santa:

1. i get to give momma a shower 52 times next year.
2. a new 'dog shower ban' bill to be passed through california congress.

showers=baths=bad. momma, you will not fool me again.

no wet hugs,

daisy the drowned, stinking retriever