that i give 'retrievers' a bad name (i think there's a song in there somewhere). just because i won't chase a ball and bring it back to her. ugh. such a stupid game - repetitive and boring. if she wants the ball so badly, she can get it herself. i have many other things to do.
has kind of been a bad week for me. ok, so we had to go to the doctor the other day and usually he's a nice man, but this time, he spent a little too much time feeling on my lady parts (nipples). i'm pretty sure that is against the law and i might just sue him for malpractice. then, when he was done squishing on me and lindy, momma left us there for the whole entire day and they gave us a bath then locked us in prison. momma knows how much i hate baths and prisons. i plan to bite her in her sleep next time she takes a snooze on the couch.
yesterday a whole bunch of men came and took all of our stuff. i thought that was called stealing, but momma and daddy didn't seem to mind - they actually helped! now there's nothing to sit on; the house is empty. i think this has something to do the the moving thing that momma told me about a few weeks ago. maybe we're going to ride on an airplane soon to see the happy cows. daddy did bring us steaks for dinner; we like him better now. daddy is my favorite this week.
today has started out well though, we had cheese and turkey with our chopped beef for breakfast and momma took us for a long walk. we smelled great stuff - dead lizards, two dead birds, pooh and some daisies (like me!).
i'm kind of pooped now from our marathon walk this morning; think its time for my 1st nap of the day.
love and flowers,
daisy
p.s. the pic is of cuda cat. she's my favorite cause she leaves me alone when i'm trying to sleep.
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