so, anyway

daddy didn't have any steak in his pocket (bad daddy!). but i did have birthday cake recently.

i think last time i was writing about how max got into a nasty fight with uncle leo and lost. basically leo kicked max's large, furry butt.

then while max was sleeping (or pretending to), cuda tried to sneak up on him and check him out. i think she was trying to figure out if he was a good or bad guy. but cuda is HUGE and she doesn't sneak very well (the floors shake because of her girth). anyway, while i was explaining to her that max is basically good cause he is my long, lost son, she swished her tail in his face and he woke up and immediately got excited, which scared cuda so she smacked him. 6 times. hard.

so now, max thinks the cats have challenged him to some sort of slapping game, well, a cat fight really and he starts chasing cuda through the house. he kept backing her into a corner where she whaled on him and spit in his face. it was quite entertaining actually. lindy and i were cracking up in the living room.

but as i mentioned a few entries back, max is gone yet again. i thought maybe courtney had kidnapped him a second time, but momma explained to me that he lives with courtney now in a land far, far away called addison. momma says he can come over to play another time so i guess that's ok. if she tells me ahead of time when he's coming, i can post flyers for the cat fight - "The Golden Paw and Fat Cat Slap Down".

me and the other pets are alone in the house today - momma and daddy have been gone for like a million hours. i saw heidi take momma away a few days ago and daddy was just plain sick of momma so he's been gone longer. i like heidi (her crotch smells nice too), but she shouldn't take momma away unless she asks politely first. while the parental units are gone, the really nice lady, ann comes to visit and feed us. i've told ann that she can have a prize for coming to the house - a free cat -- but she says she already has pets of her own. i've tried to explain how uncle leo can bring her dead things but she must not want any. i'm still trying to convince ann that momma alternates giving us hamburgers and pizza every day, but she's not convinced.

i'm going to go now; i have to hang out by the window and pine for momma some more. maybe she'll come home soon.

xoxoxo

daisy daffodil