ok, so you know how last week i wrote that max came home? well, he's gone again! i'm worried sick about him and am getting greyer in the face because of all of this stress (see the pic? don't i look sad?).
i'm wondering if courtney kidnapped him again - she's sneaky, that one and i wouldn't put it past her. OR did he run away cause lindy is an idiot? OR was he tortured by uncle leo and forced to disappear? i just can't believe that he didn't leave a note or anything. but maybe he doesn't know how to write. his name is maxwell smart, but you know, maybe not so much of the smart part. he does look a lot like his daddy, tex. tex was very beautiful, but dumb. and max certainly isn't dense cause of me -- hello? who knows how to type? well, that would be me. daisy the wonder dog.
my theory is that he was tormented by the cats. when he first got here last week, i tried to explain to him about cats - that they're soft and warm and they have little motors and their butts smell good. BUT, you do NOT want to get on their bad side. if you get crossways with a cat, they'll never let you forget it. we know who's boss in this house - cuda is. but i digress.
when max got here, he met uncle leo first. i tried to tell max to remain calm; the cats can be your friend. but he got all excited and tried to play with leo. plus, our cats think they're too good for us canines and do not play our games. they have crazy games of their own (leo chases his tail alot - um, hello? that's very childish and a total waste of energy). anyway, he tried to play with leo and leo beat the crap out of him (he may look sweet, but he's a killer when he needs to be).
oh crap, i have to go. daddy's home and i'm hoping he has a steak in his pocket.
i'll finish the leo/max story tomorrow.
xoxoxo
daisy daffodil broyles
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