its almost my birthday

yep; in just 20 days, i'll be 77. pretty hot for an old lady, huh?

uncle leo is traumatized. he tried to tell us what happened to him while he was lost, but when he gets to the good part, he chokes up and cries. we don't know what happened, but we're thinking he was charged by an army of rats and held hostage and beaten or something. i feel bad for him, but its karma baby. he has not been a nice cat and now its all coming back to him. do unto others and all that other hooey. you know? that's why i'm nice to everyone, even people i just met. i like people and dogs and cats and bunnies and all stuff. leo needs to learn to love his neighbor.

daddy's not home tonight. he's so undependable. we know momma will take us out when she says. daddy is full of empty promises. daddy can bite me.

we had carnitas for dinner again with a crunchy bone on top. mmm, yum. how do you say daisy in spanish? its margarita. i kind of like that. i know momma likes it.

gotta run; i'm working on my next recipe.

love and baking,

daisy