i'm a weiner

i like halloween cause i get whoppers and tootsie rolls. but i don't really like to play dress up.

this year momma put me in a hot dog suit and dressed lindy up like a bumble bee. we look incredibly stupid. even after dressing up like fools, we didn't get to go beg at the neighbor's houses for candy. i thought that was the meaning of halloween.

can't we just have the candy (or maybe a pizza) without having to dress like food or insects? momma and daddy eat piles of candy every night with just their regular clothes on.

momma says lindy and i were put on this earth to entertain her. if that's true, then as an entertainer, i'm gonna need some more money.

i have another poem (yep; i'm a regular robert frost).

october is my favorite month
because its when i came to be
and now everyone can pet me.

its colder outside
and that makes me frisky
but not enough
to wrap myself
in a fake hot dog suit.

happy halloween!!

love and tubular pork products you can eat,

daisy