i'm a decade old by the way

momma took her own sweet time taking us out for a walk this morning; i was about to poop my pants! but our walk was nice. we went to critter canyon and chased a couple of bunnies. uncle leo went with us the entire way. i give him 4 months and then he'll be dead. momma says there are coyotes and snakes and stuff in critter canyon and when we go there we have to be careful. i say, momma, have you taken a gander at my girth lately? i'm a big ole bitch and can handle myself with any silly little coyote. i'll just give him the look i give you when you dress me up in costume. he'll be so scared, he'll run away with his tail between his legs. and as for the snakes, i'm betting i could just lay on one and smush him till he can't breathe anymore. but uncle leo, he may be a tough guy and all with his killing of things smaller than him, but i don't think he could take on a coyote. i'm pretty sure he couldn't out-run one.

its gonna be a beautiful day!

love,

daisy