Wednesday, May 26, 2010

this place is lousy with cats

why are there so many cats here? i honestly don't know where they come from or why they're here. all they do is complain that we get more than they do. they don't bring anything valuable to our happy home. they're just loud and whiny (plus, they're killers; don't forget that).

lindy is starting to really, really annoy me. she's such a clueless, bubble-head. you just have to look in her direction and she wags her tail at you. she runs up to complete strangers (well, i guess i do that too). in the words of chelsea handler, 'what a moron'. oh well, i guess i'm stuck with her and she's more fun to play with than the cats. i'm bored and feeling a little snarky. i'm betting a nice piece of cheese pizza would fix me right up.

i'm gonna go make sad eyes at momma in hopes she'll sprinkle cheese products in my mouth.

love and cheddar,

daisy

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