psych! made you look

so there wasn't really a dead mouse behind the tv - but daddy checked it out anyway. he really needs to do that more often. the cats like to hide some of their conquests. momma is paranoid too and is always checking under our bed since the live mouse jumped out and scared the maid that time.

happy mother's day momma! lindy and i wanted to get her chocolate and cheese and belly rubs cause that's what we like. but daddy said she'd probably like some time away from us - no! she loves us and wishes she could be with us 24 hours a day! i know cause she told me - really!. we also bought her some perfume cause she smells funny - and not funny-ha-ha. the cats brought mom a dead baby bird too. i'm pretty sure that wasn't her favorite gift. the cats are clueless about what momma likes.

for my present, lindy promised not to hump on me all day and she's also making me chicken cordon-bleu for dinner tonight.

yesterday while daddy was giving me treats, i tooted out loud and made him laugh. i was giving him a toot treat. lindy farts all the time and daddy doesn't laugh at her.

daddy has started calling me "the big one" again. i don't think i like what that means. i've been walking a lot and am almost as trim as lindy. i have a pedometer now too and so far today i've walked 45 steps. yeah, i know! that's a LOT! i could be like one of those old mall-walker people. i just need some tennis shoes. maybe those skecher corrective butt shoes will make my butt look smaller. momma has started calling me "pale face". i don't like that name either. i think my white face makes me look distinguished and regal. see?

pretty hot huh?

time for my beauty rest.

love to all mom's and to be mom's.

daisy.