there are so many bunnies here in the canyon! momma says that's because they mate like rabbits. i think momma is stupid; i'm pretty sure bunnies and rabbits are the same thing.
its a shame roddie rat can't run as fast as the bunnies. we found his lifeless body in the garage this morning and nobody was talking. lindy and i aren't sure who the killer was this time (certainly not cuda). i think all the rodents can't read english cause they still keep coming here. unless they're being dragged here against their will (which is a serious possibility).lindy and i are going to try to learn small, icky-critter-speak this week so we can write a new "go away mice" sign and help them all stay alive. we're thinking of starting a grief-therapy group for all of the dead thing's relatives too. we'd have to hold it in a secret place though or it would be a feast waiting to happen for the killers among us.
today i resolve to learn to open the refrigerator.
peace and kisses,
daisy daffodil broyles
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