so, our big adventure last weekend was a trip to the dawg beach. i love this place! cause i got to make a lot of new friends (see the pic?). but there's one big thing that i don't like - the water. the water there is attack water - it comes at you and chases you! and i have to keep running away from it. momma tried to trick me a bunch of times; i would follow her close to where the water was, but not actually get in it. and then it came rushing at me! over and over again! what is WRONG with this water?
other than that, the beach was awesome. but i'm old and playing with all those other dawgs and taking lindy's ball from her wears me out and makes me tired - i am almost 70 you know.
btw, my birthday is october 27th. so, send pizza. and cake. and chocolate. and steak bones (preferably with the steak attached). and cheese. and omelettes. and oreo cookies.
the killing spree at home continues (but that's old news, right?). the total body count for last week was 9. and last night while daddy was partying in las vegas (i've heard they have good buffets of endless food there), leo brought in another mouse to torture. his name was jerry (notice i said was?) when momma yelled at leo to drop jerry, leo did and jerry ran behind the book case. then leo watched the book case ALL NIGHT waiting for jerry to come out. jerry just pooped his pants a lot, then tried to make a run for the door in the morning. he was unsuccessful. leo punctured a major artery and jerry bled to death in the living room. then leo dumped his body on the rug in the garage. needless to say, momma was not pleased.
gotta run. all that poop talk makes me have to go.
xoxox
daisy
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