Wednesday, September 16, 2009

dead mouse count = 2

breaking news:
bob the mouse died in a tragic cat accident late sunday night. he was found smack in the middle of the dining room early monday morning; he did not have a heart beat. heroine dog daisy tried to revive him, but to no avail. cause of death unknown at this time pending autopsy results.


in a related story, bob's brother rob was also found dead early wednesday morning in the garage near the sander's cat's feeding area. he too had no heart beat and was missing a tail. all sander's cats are under investigation.

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