more gore and death in the sanders household. i think we're gonna have to ban the boys from the house.
uncle leo, the big white bully, lured an unsuspecting lady mouse into the house last night with promises of cheese and mouse rave parties. before she could even introduce herself, "hi, my name is minn...", leo smacked her. and that was the beginning of the end of minnie mouse. lindy and i waited in the backyard for the gruesome event to end and when we came back inside, minnie was sprawled in the hallway gasping for air.
me, being a florence nightingale kind of girl, gave minnie mouth-to-mouth resuscitation (at one point i actually sucked her in my mouth by accident, and immediately spit her back out), but i think she was too far gone. i wish i knew how to notify her next of kin.
ok, gotta run. momma is sneaking me some pizza.
love and cheese,
daisy
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