i mean, this is california - the land of the beautiful, sucked and tucked, right? i do love pizza and hamburgers, so its impossible to diet to get skinny. i think the quickest way for me to get svelt is with a tummy tuck and lipo. if anyone knows of a good plastic surgeon, please send the info my way.
i'm growing my hair out too. momma took us the demon barber of fleet street a couple of weeks ago and they gave lindy and i what appears to be the marine 'high and tight' cut. its so bad that some people we just met at the baseball fields have mistaken us for yellow labs. ugh; labs are such sellouts.
lindy and i have been busy with the planning and launch of our new business - its called 'nose to the toes'. basically, its a foot spa for humans. lindy and i will lick your feet in a calming and relaxing way -- and it costs nothing! well, not actual cash anyway (although we'll accept cash tips, $20's only please). the only payment for services required (in advance) is a nice 30 minute stroll. then to soothe your 'tired dogs', we'll lick your feet until you're overtaken by peace and serenity. the final bonus included in this most excellent foot spa package is the 'foot, fur-belly fantasy'. this ultimate extravagance allows you to rub our bellies with your feet - ahh, heaven! i'm still working on the marketing plan, but we hope to be ready to go by labor day.
i've still been trying to solve the mouse-parts mystery. since we live very close to disneyland, maybe its mickey or one of his brethren? so far, i have two spleens, 4 kidneys, 3 tails, one head, 1 set of large intestines and 9 legs. i've put them all together like the pieces of a very grisly puzzle, but still can't figure out who it is.
gotta run, daddy is back from his bike ride and he promised to take us for a long walk.
peace, love and foot fantasies,
daisy
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