momma has a job

momma left the house today really early and was gone for 147 hours. when she came back, she told me she has a new job and can't stay home with us all day anymore. i think she's forgetting what her real job is - walking, feeding and rubbing on me and craziness. i don't know what she thinks we're supposed to do all day. its not like we have thumbs and can let ourselves out. plus we need chaperones or we'll get lost. i'm gonna put an ad on craigslist to find a nanny.

we've had a bunch of visitors lately; laura was here (but i think she likes uncle leo best). and madi and sam were here - they talk A LOT. and audrey (my real momma) and juan were here - they kept talking about wanting puppies. i tried to tell them that puppies suck - literally. but they wouldn't listen.

that's all i have time to write; i have to start looking for a step mom online right now. plus daddy is making me a steak.

furry hugs,

daisy