so, they sent us all back and we landed in el lay. the ufos seriously thought about keeping uncle leo for torture purposes though. he's SO LOUD - he'd make anyone scream for their momma (or cry uncle - ha! i crack myself up).
i think uncle leo has claustrophobia. he did not like being kept in that tiny little prison for our trip to outer space. he yelled the whole time. i told him to chill. i knew newman was a sandwich short of a picnic and we'd be going home soon.
when we landed in our new home, leo promptly went to hide in the garage and hasn't come out yet. he's such a p*ssy.
daddy is on my short list though. he threw us in the backyard to sleep for the night, then left. i will punish him tomorrow and not let him rub my belly.
its been a traumatic day; i'm going to try to sleep 2night. i hope we're not eaten by mountain lions. daddy would be sorry then.
pray that i'm not eaten,
daisy
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