Monday, May 11, 2009

newman was too stupid to make the cut as an alien


so, they sent us all back and we landed in el lay. the ufos seriously thought about keeping uncle leo for torture purposes though. he's SO LOUD - he'd make anyone scream for their momma (or cry uncle - ha! i crack myself up).


i think uncle leo has claustrophobia. he did not like being kept in that tiny little prison for our trip to outer space. he yelled the whole time. i told him to chill. i knew newman was a sandwich short of a picnic and we'd be going home soon.

when we landed in our new home, leo promptly went to hide in the garage and hasn't come out yet. he's such a p*ssy.

daddy is on my short list though. he threw us in the backyard to sleep for the night, then left. i will punish him tomorrow and not let him rub my belly.

its been a traumatic day; i'm going to try to sleep 2night. i hope we're not eaten by mountain lions. daddy would be sorry then.

pray that i'm not eaten,


daisy










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