today was a great day in history - i won the golden smackdown with the devil spawn (lindy). that little bitch was at my mercy. i stole her precious ball and crushed her with my girth - see the most excellent pic of the head-lock i have her in? hahahahahahahaha - who's the alpha dog now, silly bitch!!!
after the severe beating i gave lindy, we went for a great walk where i found and consumed a petrified lizard skin and we rolled in dead bird guts. then we came home and momma brushed my long. luxurious hair. then we had turkey for dinner and then i had a beauty nap.
momma is way better than daddy.
peace and hugs,
daisy daffodil
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