so, yesterday was father's day and i bought daddy a nice present (which included beer--you're welcome, daddy) with my hard earned allowance. and how does daddy thank me? he carries me into the pool! daddy knows i don't like that big water hole - i don't like getting my feet or my head wet. and it takes away my natural aroma of feet and dead stuff. and it messes up my long, beautiful hair. i could go on and on about BAD WATER . . .
to show daddy how unhappy i was with his meanness, i refused to play any games with him and i just played "daisy the pissed off pool statue". i will tell you a secret though - the water felt good after a while (my long beautiful hair is kinda hot sometimes). plus mama held me while we were in the water (see the picture?). she kissed my face and gave me big hugs. but i think that could have been her evil ploy to keep me in the water, but mama is hard to resist.
after i got tired of playing "pissed off pool statue", i stole lindy's ball which made her look all worried like she was about to cry. then i shook water all over cuda - that was FUNNY cause cuda is all prissy and stuff. later, daddy tried to get me to forgive him by giving me steak. thank you for the steak daddy, but i don't forgive you yet (meany).
i'm sleepy again, so i'm off to kick uncle leo off of my bed.
love and flowers,
daisy daffodil
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