really - i AM running away! momma hasn't let me on the computer because she caught me eating the dumb blonde's food. she wasn't going to eat it anyway. as a dog, its my duty to finish everything in my bowl, and lindy's bowl, and the cats' bowls. and anywhere there's food left out. i'm only thinking about the starving dogs in other countries. it would be wrong to waste it.
i have a boo-boo on my head cause the devil spawn was trying to be a lion and put my whole head in her mouth. then i almost couldn't get it out. and she kind of bit me, so now i have an extra hole in my head. the devil spawn likes to play rough sometimes cause she knows that since i'm her mom, i won't hurt her. we wrestle a lot. my momma and daddy call it the 'floor show' or the 'golden girl smack down' (see smack down pic above). but lindy cheats. she does this thing where she keeps turning around to shove her butt in my face. then she does the lindy-flop where she throws herself down on her back on the ground. this is when i swoop in, jump on top of her and pin her down. but i always let her win cause she's still just a kid.
we were in the field the other day and something like a bug attacked my butt. IT WAS VERY SCARY. i don't like bugs and this bug was like invisible or something. i couldn't see it but it was tickling my large rear area. so i kept trying to run away from it into the alley but momma would make me come back into the field. she's stupid; she couldn't see the bug, but i knew it was there and needed to get away from it. but she yelled at me anyway.
its time for my 4:30 nap. lindy says she's going to write tomorrow (if i let her). but she's not very bright and doesn't know as many words as i do.
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