last night sucked. momma didn't get home until late and she didn't even take me and miss annoying (lindy) for a walk to our favorite field. we just sat in the front yard and watched the birds and squirrels. momma did rub me with her foot and she gave me some cheese (i love cheese), but its not the same as getting to drag her down the street.
'miss annoying' is one of my babies. sometimes she's called 'lindy' or 'craziness'. and i'm not sure why she still lives with us. after i had those eight babies (eight is really, really, really a whole, whole lot of babies), they all found other homes and jobs. but not 'craziness'. she's STILL HERE and is on my last nerve. she likes to jump in that big hole full of water in the back yard. and she has a weird addiction to balls. i don't like water. its wet and yucky. and takes away my natural sweet dog body smell. one of momma's friends threw me in a big hole filled with water one time a long time ago and i haven't liked it since then. and i don't fetch anything. its a waste of energy to run, or walk fast, or chase anything that isn't a squirrel.
nap time . . .
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