momma left daddy today. i say 'good riddance'. daddy's too good for her anyway and we like him better. she had a big suitcase thingie with her and said she would see us never. never is too soon. she did take us for a stroll before she left though. so thanks momma.
sunday was a sucky day cause we had to take baths. i tried to hide in the bushes, but cuda ratted me out. did i mention how much i don't like baths? its nice when daddy rubs me dry though (it kind of gives me the shivers sometimes), but i think i smell fine, thank you very much. next time they're out of the house i'm gonna pee on the couch.
i wrote a poem i think you'll like.
i have a friend
its name is cheese
if i had a lot of money to spend
i'd spend it on cheese
cheese is light gray
and it makes me say
'cheese'.
love and pork products,
daisy
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