repeat after me, momma - 'stop and smell the pee'. momma needs to make this her new motto. she's always in a big hurry. when we go for walks in the morning, those are for us; that is our time. but she's constantly saying "let's go!" and "come on!!!!". um, scuse me momma. we have all the time in the world and prefer not to rush through life like you do. i don't know what this work thing is she has to do every day, but i don't like it one bit. plus, she is turning into the crazy vaccuum lady again. she's obsessed with that loud, annoying contraption and the mop too. just when we get the house covered in hair, stickers, dirt and crusty stuff, she has to clean it up.
today in the bunny fields, we met our third cousin (twice-removed). his name is cooper and he's only 4 months old AND his butt smelled good. lindy hates him cause he was sitting in momma's lap and licking her face. i found an ant-covered donut in the field too. deeeelicious, but it stung a little going down.
momma gave me a mammogram today (cause i'm old and stuff). it took a while cause i have so many boobies.
newman and uncle leo had a smack down today. leo is kinda mean like that. he just pounces on cuda or newman for no reason. and he always wins. i gotta go; its bed-time and i need my beauty sleep. plus tomorrow, momma is gonna 'do my roots' and clairol my hair.
love and cheese-its,
daisy
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