daddy ran away again

and who can blame him, momma is such a crybaby. i don't think he's coming back this time; he took all his luggage and said he wouldn't be back FOREVER.

toby the mouse, who has been hiding under our bed for a week, was finally discovered yesterday by the maid. when she lifted our bed to vacuum, toby ran out and just about scared the knickers off of her. lindy and i had almost forgotten he was there and fell on the floor laughing. he ran under the couch until daddy came out of his office to save him. i don't know why daddy sets them free by throwing them over the fence; leo will just go fetch 'em again and play his game of torture.

pooping makes me perky. really! it does. i'll bet it does for all of you too; you just don't want to admit it.

this week, the dead count is 3 mice, 2 lizards and 1 bird. i think i'm immune to the carnage now.

lindy is such a bully. we met a bulldog today named frank (he was such a cute little chunk) and lindy got all snarky in his face and stuff. i'm not sure she's my daughter. i love all dogs, even the ones with stupid names.

momma is giving us steak bones, so i have to go. daddy who?

xoxoxo

ddb.