Monday, December 14, 2009

there was a massacre last night


last night right after we went to bed uncle fergus the field mouse decided to come out of hiding from behind the book case but that was a really bad idea cause he was pounced on by newman and leo both i tried to explain that he was an uncle too like leo and we should all just try to get along that maybe they're cousins or third uncles or something but they didn't listen and proceeded to beat the crap out of fergus all over the house momma was mad this morning cause the back half of fergus was on the mat in the garage and momma asked daddy to pick it up but the other pieces of fergus were splattered about the living room so even though daddy picked up the biggest part (it was fergus' butt) from the garage his head neck and front feet were lying in plain site on the rug in the living room i guess uncle leo has completely recovered from his surgery cause he and newman really whalloped the snot out of that poor mouse i liked leo better when he was high on surgery drugs

where's my ball?

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