momma gave us a hamburger for dinner a couple of nights ago. but there were little green things in it and i've been pooping fire ever since. i think momma called those little green things "jappanesos" or something.
lindy (her nickname this week is still 'cheese') and i played a game of dodge and tackle this morning at the ball fields. only she started the game while i was still pooping fire and she knocked me down - into the pooh. momma was not happy about this.
one of the cats devour a lizard today - i won't mention any names, but the cat's name rhymes with schlewman. after chowing down, 'schlewman' hacked it up on the carpet. 'schlewman' pretended he had no idea how the puddle of lizard guts got there. momma was not pleased about this either.
i'm thinking all of us pets should buy momma a present or something so she won't be mad at us anymore.
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