Thursday, December 23, 2010
i have a new momma now
Monday, December 6, 2010
momma, there's mouse parts on the floor
Saturday, December 4, 2010
lunch?
i just found out yesterday that there is this OTHER meal called LUNCH that no one has ever told me about. for the entire 11 years of my life, there's been something called LUNCH that i've never gotten to experience. i need to make up for lost time. momma is in some serious trouble.
ode to lunch
lunch, where have you been?
a mid-day snack would be nice
i'm wasting away
daddy left us again the other day with a whole lot of bags. i think he's gonna be gone for a long time. he was crying when he said good bye (to us; not momma). not sure why he is so sad. we'll be here when he gets back. since he's been gone though, momma has been really nice. we had fried eggs for dinner one night (eggs make smelly farts though). then we had hamburgers the next day. today we had a really long walk through critter canyon then around the lake where all the ducks are. lindy wants to jump in the lake so bad, but momma won't let her. i want absolutely nothing to do with that lake. in case you don't know, a lake is just a huge, huge, huge, puddle of water. swimming is not my thing; it gives me that wet dog smell.
i have a confession to make -- i actually don't know how to type. well, i could type, but my paws don't work that way. so for the last two years in writing this blog, i've actually had to tell momma what to type -- yes, i CAN talk and read, i just can't type. momma said she'd let me type this once so you can see what happens when i do:
opstpoigrsfoijdfau098ye0[afdsnjfh0u98375h[feao[jias987TV1532Y5LVKDSN986DVFEWO9PI26K5;JW
LASLKJDSGPOUEOITJ3O;[PGOSUAOSDJjdspoiudsojpoeto[yt;iousa9u;poi6jespo9dsjuoejoieq5o9e
in case you can't read that, it says:
"i'm pooped from our long walk and could use a sausage omelette and a pancake."
i DO kind of like commanding momma what to write and having her do it; its like i'm the boss and she has to do what i say. "momma, you may now refer to me as 'miss daisy, the queen'."
we had to go to the doctor the other day too. he felt me in places he really shouldn't have. he told momma that i have a little fat pocket on my left side. that was not a very nice thing to say about a woman in her 70's. i tried to bite him, but daddy held me back.
momma says i'm not the boss of her anymore today, so i have to go. its time for a nap anyway.
love and love and love,
daisy daffodil
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Sunday, November 7, 2010
ah, sunday
love and well, bacon, cause there's nothing better than bacon, unless its deep-fried,
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
sunday night
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Sunday, October 31, 2010
i'm a weiner
momma says lindy and i were put on this earth to entertain her. if that's true, then as an entertainer, i'm gonna need some more money.
i have another poem (yep; i'm a regular robert frost).
october is my favorite month
because its when i came to be
and now everyone can pet me.
its colder outside
and that makes me frisky
but not enough
to wrap myself
in a fake hot dog suit.
happy halloween!!
love and tubular pork products you can eat,
daisy
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
i got "cake belly"
daddy remembered my birthday and brought me a pumpkin cake (suck it momma). so we had vanilla cake and ice cream for dessert. and momma and daddy sang happy birthday to me (they were kind of out of tune though; momma especially should NOT sing). i don't understand the whole singing and candle thing either. just give me the cake. i've written a new dog birthday poem:
give us this day, our daily cake
today is 10/27
Thursday, October 14, 2010
uncle leo
we miss you uncle leo.
i need a hug,
daisy
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
its almost my birthday
yep; in just 20 days, i'll be 77. pretty hot for an old lady, huh?
uncle leo is traumatized. he tried to tell us what happened to him while he was lost, but when he gets to the good part, he chokes up and cries. we don't know what happened, but we're thinking he was charged by an army of rats and held hostage and beaten or something. i feel bad for him, but its karma baby. he has not been a nice cat and now its all coming back to him. do unto others and all that other hooey. you know? that's why i'm nice to everyone, even people i just met. i like people and dogs and cats and bunnies and all stuff. leo needs to learn to love his neighbor.
daddy's not home tonight. he's so undependable. we know momma will take us out when she says. daddy is full of empty promises. daddy can bite me.
we had carnitas for dinner again with a crunchy bone on top. mmm, yum. how do you say daisy in spanish? its margarita. i kind of like that. i know momma likes it.
gotta run; i'm working on my next recipe.
love and baking,
daisy
Sunday, October 3, 2010
everything is better with bacon
daisy's cheesy oinker cookies
1 cup plus just a tiny bit more flour
2 cups plus just a little more cheddar cheese
1/2 cup plus just a little more melted butter
mix all the good stuff together with your paws (don't worry, mine are clean. momma gave me a bath today), then roll into teaspoon sized balls. place on an ungreased cookie sheet and put in the fridge for 1 hour. then bake at 400 degrees for 15-20 minutes. try not to eat them all at once. big thanks to carey who encouraged me to strive for greatness and try my paws at cooking.
my feelings are kind of hurt cause daddy has all kinds of cute nicknames for lindy - 'cheesiness', 'stinky cheese', 'chunky cheese' (cause she's sort of a fatty now) and 'the little one'. daddy only ever calls me "the big one". i resent that - i'm not big; i'm big-boned. its almost my birthday though, so i'm not too sad. in case you've forgotten, its the 27th. yes, i'm a scorpio - i have extraordinary emotional depth and sensitivity. i do. really.
ok; gotta run. all this cooking has made me tired and HUNGRY!
love and tasty pig meat.
daisy
Thursday, September 30, 2010
bunny games
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
new yummy goodness - cookies made with cheese!!!!
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
momma says . . .
me and daddy and cheese watched the vma video awards the other night. i have so have 'bieber fever' now. lindy is such a 'tard' she wants to know who 'justa beaver' is. baby, baby, baby, ooooh (u so stoopid) is my answer to that. for 3 days she's been walking around saying, "who's justa beaver; who's justa beaver?"
gotta run; momma's making us buffalo chicken wings for dinner. momma is my favorite.
love and bowl haircuts,
miss daisy
Sunday, September 12, 2010
cleaning
'cheese' and i decided we are going have an intervention for her. maybe they'll put us on that tv show with all the other weird people who need professional help.
momma took us on a 2 mile hike today. if i wanted to exercise, i'd do it on my own. i don't need to be dragged for two miles on a dry, sandy trail on an otherwise beautiful sunday morning. i like being rubinesque anyway. there's more of me to hug.
naps away,
daisy.
Friday, September 10, 2010
un-armed mouse murdered in rancho
be on the lookout for this cat. if you see this cat, he is known to be very dangerous and prone to loud outbursts. take cover and report the sighting to 1-888-24-DAISY.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
tickle fight
momma and me tried my new recipe for dinner tonight -- daisy's cheesy chickenlicious rollups. they were ok, but a lot of the cheese leaked out, so we're gonna try again on saturday.
that's the finished product there in the picture. me and momma are gonna figure out a way to make the chicken seal-proof. maybe we should batter it up, fry it, put it on a stick and rename it. it didn't suck though; 'stinky-cheese' (lindy) and me split one for dinner.
i gotta go. lindy is watching jersey shore and i need some me-time on the porch.
love to all my human friends and thank you suzanne for the cook book suggestion. i'm gonna be the only famous dog-chef EVER!
p.s. i washed my paws before i cooked.